Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Hard to Believe in This Day and Age...

... when scientists are working towards storing all published books on a device the size of a pinhead and determining the function of the 3 billion chemical base pairs that consitute humanity, that only now has the first photograph of a Giant Squid in its natural habitat been caught:

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First picture ever. Of an animal that is almost 10 metres long and that we've known about since ancient Grecian times. Pretty fucking cool.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

I'm Drooling

So now I'm going to wait to get a new phone so I can get THIS
and at the same time, I may purchase one of THESE

Why can't I make more money?

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

What At Absolutely Numb Moron

Did anyone else see what that stupid fuck with his beady little eyes said this morning during his press conference?

"What I intend to do is lead an investigation to find out what went right and what went wrong," Bush said. "We still live in an unsettled world. We want to make sure we can respond properly if there is a WMD (weapons of mass destruction) attack or another major storm."

He ACTUALLY took this as an opportunity to push his own ridiculous agenda for WMDs. And he mentioned this BEFORE the possibility of another natural disaster. For Christ's sake, even his own father said that everything in New Orleans was FUBAR due to Federal incompetence.

Hey George, here's what went wrong: YOU. YOU went wrong. YOU are the one who took out funding from science and funnelled it into that debaucle overseas. YOU are the one that is responsible for ensuring that the lower-class citizens cannot afford any form of transportation or access to information in a convenient manner. YOU are the one who is not accepting help from any other countries, including Cuba (who has offered to send 1100 physicians but has yet received a phone call back). For fuck's sake: they're Communist. Accept it. Drop this retarded embargo and let them help.

The only good thing that will come out of the New Orleans disaster is that there isn't a chance in hell that the Republicans will win the next election. Only 3 more years.