The Current Edition of the Journal of Neuroscience "Came" Out

And get a load of the title of one of the brief communications:

The Sensory Cortical Representation of the Human Penis: Revisiting Somatotopy in the Male Homunculus

Hugh just came running into the office to show it to us. His comment..."I want to read the methods".

This may rival other classics, such as

Rectal blowout by personal watercraft water jet: case report and review of literature.

or my personal favorite:

Rectal Salami


Succinct and to the point. The way science should be.