Chicks With Bad Hair
Seriously...if you have bad hair, then don't be a bitch. The hair is just fodder for mockery.
Played volleyball last night...we were doing fine until the last match. For the last match, we met the team that can easily be classified as our "Nemesis team". They are arrogant bastards. And we get so riled up when we play them that we inevitably lose. They are not better than we are. They are just bad karma.
To put this in context: I play 4-on-4 beach. I play with people that I have fun playing with. We are a solid 50:50 team, where some of the teams we play kick our ass, others we kick theirs. Our nemesis team has the same record as we do, so we end up playing them EVERY SINGLE WEEK. And they are the only team that we argue with on a regular basis. The men on their team think that they are better than they are (*cough* penis envy), and are willing to win at any cost.
The problem is the girl on their team. She has the same attitude that they have...but she has really bad hair. I mean really bad. Its short and spikey. Its the "I'm trying to be cool with my hairdo" look of the mid-90s. The piece-de-resistance is the FROSTED TIPS. I mean really. Do I have to use the line "Hey, N'Sync called..."
I'm not saying my hair is the best thing. I've spent my life trying to tame the nasty-ass bird's nest that sits on top of my head. But noone would look at me and think "Man...I can't believe that she would have a hairdresser cut her hair that way". Its just the way that it is. I'm pretty sure that spikey-frosted-tip-hair is a not natural phenomenon.
All I could think when I slapped her hand to say "Good Game: was "Good Game...Get a haircut". Oh, and "You aren't that good at the whole volleyball thing".
MEEE--OWW!
Played volleyball last night...we were doing fine until the last match. For the last match, we met the team that can easily be classified as our "Nemesis team". They are arrogant bastards. And we get so riled up when we play them that we inevitably lose. They are not better than we are. They are just bad karma.
To put this in context: I play 4-on-4 beach. I play with people that I have fun playing with. We are a solid 50:50 team, where some of the teams we play kick our ass, others we kick theirs. Our nemesis team has the same record as we do, so we end up playing them EVERY SINGLE WEEK. And they are the only team that we argue with on a regular basis. The men on their team think that they are better than they are (*cough* penis envy), and are willing to win at any cost.
The problem is the girl on their team. She has the same attitude that they have...but she has really bad hair. I mean really bad. Its short and spikey. Its the "I'm trying to be cool with my hairdo" look of the mid-90s. The piece-de-resistance is the FROSTED TIPS. I mean really. Do I have to use the line "Hey, N'Sync called..."
I'm not saying my hair is the best thing. I've spent my life trying to tame the nasty-ass bird's nest that sits on top of my head. But noone would look at me and think "Man...I can't believe that she would have a hairdresser cut her hair that way". Its just the way that it is. I'm pretty sure that spikey-frosted-tip-hair is a not natural phenomenon.
All I could think when I slapped her hand to say "Good Game: was "Good Game...Get a haircut". Oh, and "You aren't that good at the whole volleyball thing".
MEEE--OWW!
posted by Anderson at 7:49 AM
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